Fried dough
144. That’s how much I weigh. It sounds high but keep in mind I’m 5-10 and I got calves that span 16 inches at their largest point –my boyfriend recently measured them to confirm this. But I have to remember this weight because my first breakfast here involves a platter of fried dough. Literally fried dough. With jam. Of course I eat it. A lot of it. Because, hey, it’s fried and it tastes damn good and it’s in front of me. And shortly after, there is croissants and Eurocrem and god knows what else. But there is no fifth-floor walk-up or 15-minute daily subway walks. So I better watch it. 144.
posted by Vesna @ 1:01 PM
2 Comments:
I believe your calves measured 15 inches. I know we all exaggerated about certain body parts, but there's really no need to add anything to your calves.
I won't be so concerned about my calves getting any bigger as much as I would about my ass unless of course I was JLo and looking to make a career out of it.
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