Fun activities

During the recent Canada Day celebrations, there were a number of "fun" activities going on in Toronto and the nearby towns and I thought I'd share some of them:

-"1812 historical military re-enactment" Why is this fun? Who wants to go to this unless it's mandatory to pass 5th grade history?

-"family-friendly activities that reflect the diversity - both culturally and geographically - of our country" What the f does this mean? Boring shit for kids while parents eat Chinese spring rolls and chicken masala?

-"Manitoba Chamber Orchestra" I'm sure they would have rocked my world.

-"musket drills, fife and drum music" What does any of that even mean?

-"electronics recyling drop-off" Ok, that really is exciting and I feel very bad I didn't go.