We like to party
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Canadians like to party. And by that I mean get absolutely pissed drunk. Maybe it's the fact that there was 25 cm of snow here this weekend so hey, what else is there to do? Maybe it's the excitement that house parties don't need to shut down at 1 or 2, or whenever most bars close here. Maybe it's the fact that booze keeps you warm when the high temperature is -6. That's right. That's a minus in front of that high. Whatever it is, there is something about these winters that seems to make everyone in Canada drink like a frat boy.
Need Coke with that rum? Nope - in Toronto, they often just drink the rum. How about a gin and tonic? Here, straight up gin seems to be the drink of choice. A whole bottle of it. Per person.
Such activities are often accompanied by Canadian songs that have lyrics such as "I'm not at my desk, I've been drunk for a week."
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I might be mistaken, but is their drinking logo a band-aid?
Actually the lyrics go something like this:
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a week
I've been drunk since I left
And these so-called vacations
Will soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest
Take me home....
hmmm... maybe the band-aid is for their UPIs (unidentified party injuries)
I think it's a great idea, to put your alcohol brand on a band-aid. Then when you get injured, you put that alcohol band-aid on you, and you feel better. That will get kids conditioned at an early age to know that alcohol makes you feel better when you get hurt.
Also, I just saw this headline:
"Canada's 'winter without end' continues as more snow predicted..."
http://www.recorder.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=936914
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